Bohemians have pulled the short straw in the UEFA Cup first round draw. Hoping for a bonanza pay-day with a draw against Celtic, Liverpool or Robbie Keane-led Inter Milan, Bohs instead must face top German outfit Kaiserslautern.

It's a draw that won't guarantee the sort of crowd Celtic would have pulled - but it means almost certain elimination for the Eircom League side.

It's not the reward Roddy Collins was looking for after his side's heroics against Aberdeen last night.

Bohs travel to Germany for the first leg on September 14, with the return leg in Dublin on September 28.